Post by shawnturner on Jan 12, 2018 8:47:14 GMT
Hi,
I have tried to be neighborly, I have tried to be friendly, and I have tried to be cordial. And I don't know what it is that you're trying to be. The first night, I was very appreciative that you carried my trunk up the stairs...the fact that it slipped and fell five flights and smashed into a million pieces was not your fault. And I didn't even mind the personal message you painted on the stairs. I thought it was crazy...but sorta sweet.
However, things have gone too far! I cannot accept gifts from a man I hardly know! Especially canned goods! And I read your little note...I can guess the gist of it, even though I don't speak Italian. This has got to stop, Mr. Cornell! I can do very well without you leaving me little chocolate almond Hershey bars in my mailbox. They melted yesterday, and I got three gooey letters from home with nuts in them! And I can do well without you sneaking in my room after I go to work, and painting my balcony, without even telling me about it! I walked out there yesterday and my slippers are still stuck to the floor! And I can do well without you tying big bottles of eau de cologne to my cat's tail! The poor thing kept swishin' it yesterday, it nearly beat himself to death!
And most importantly, I can certainly do without you watching me get on the bus everyday through your high powered telescope?
Any suggestion?
Please help.
Thanks!
I didn't find the right solution from the Internet.
References:
musicals.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=94&t=88727
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I have tried to be neighborly, I have tried to be friendly, and I have tried to be cordial. And I don't know what it is that you're trying to be. The first night, I was very appreciative that you carried my trunk up the stairs...the fact that it slipped and fell five flights and smashed into a million pieces was not your fault. And I didn't even mind the personal message you painted on the stairs. I thought it was crazy...but sorta sweet.
However, things have gone too far! I cannot accept gifts from a man I hardly know! Especially canned goods! And I read your little note...I can guess the gist of it, even though I don't speak Italian. This has got to stop, Mr. Cornell! I can do very well without you leaving me little chocolate almond Hershey bars in my mailbox. They melted yesterday, and I got three gooey letters from home with nuts in them! And I can do well without you sneaking in my room after I go to work, and painting my balcony, without even telling me about it! I walked out there yesterday and my slippers are still stuck to the floor! And I can do well without you tying big bottles of eau de cologne to my cat's tail! The poor thing kept swishin' it yesterday, it nearly beat himself to death!
And most importantly, I can certainly do without you watching me get on the bus everyday through your high powered telescope?
Any suggestion?
Please help.
Thanks!
I didn't find the right solution from the Internet.
References:
musicals.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=94&t=88727
Vehicle Insurance Marketing Examples